Star Wars fans take things very, very seriously.

Everybody and their mother are talking about Star Wars - The Force Awakens. Especially advertisers, geez. Seriously, I'm expecting Star Wars themed toilet paper or feminine hygiene products anytime now.

Anyway, the spoilers have also awakened and this guy isn't taking them well. Arthur Charles Roy, from Helena Montana, was charged with felony assault with a weapon after he threatened to kill his friend for leaking Star Wars details! The two were having an online chat when the spoiler dropped and Roy flipped, sending his friend a picture of himself with a gun and threatening to kill him. This, in turn, caused their Helena alternative high school to go on lockdown.

Why does it not surprise me that these guys are attending an alternative high school?