Honestly, I don't make this stuff up

A man in Washington State was seen pulling over, getting out of his truck and shooting an arrow toward the 2nd floor recreation area of the Whatcom county jail.  Not to hurt anyone, but to deliver some marijuana!  (He missed.)

That's what the police say anyway.

David Jordan says he was just trying to shoot a squirrel.

(Of course he was, that's what anyone would do right?  You see a squirrel, you pull over, whip out your handy dandy bow and arrow and let one fly.  The grass was just to make the poor little guy feel better after taking a spear through his head.)

I'm thinking Jordan may have sampled some of that stuff prior to this act.

Somewhere, even Wile E. Coyote is shaking his head...