Drugs are bad. If you don't believe me, just check out 28-year-old Darren Staats as he climbs a occupied van, beats in the roof, then strips naked and taunts police. In his defense, he probably was so high he thought it was a dragon and who doesn't want to ride a dragon?

A witness to the obscene craziness luckily shared the video with NBC10 Philidelphia. Unfortunately, the driver was blocked in and had her 6-year-old daughter with her, so she couldn't just drive off. Instead, the driver came out of the car, swinging what looks to be an ice scraper, in an attempt to scare the guy off like a squirrel.

Staats didn't budge from the roof and instead decided it was a good time to get a little more comfortable with the police. He taunted police with creepy tongue movements and hand gestures, all while awkwardly taking off his clothes.

Police were eventually able to pull down Staats and arrest him. He is being held in Delaware prison. Wilmington police do believe he was under the influence of PCP and have charged him with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and endangering the welfare of a child.