I've had to write a couple of these and, it's not easy to do. Sad times don't necessarily call for sad writing though, some of these are hysterical.

A North Dakota man recently had the funniest, and shortest, obituary ever. Douglas Legler's obit read, simply:

Doug Died.

I love it, here are more:

  • Larry Upright, who's obit requested that, instead of flowers, donations be sent to a local children's hospital and that people not vote for Hillary Clinton.
  • Michael Vedvick, who's family listed the cause of his untimely death as "the Seahawks lousy play call' during Superbowl 49.
  • Simon Romero, who was, well, busy. He was survived by 5 ex-wives, 30 or more children and his wife Dolores.

Someday, hopefully decades from now, I'll just add a Dubba "B" to the Dubba "G":

Glenn's Gone, Bring Beer.

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