How embarrassing.  A 22-year-old North Carolina man is facing charges after he allegedly shoplifted a blow-up doll resembling Miley Cyrus.  Benjamin Green was caught after he was spotted by an employee of Spencer's Gifts taking the "Finally Mylie!  Love Doll" (creepy!)  out of it's box and hiding it inside his coat.  The employee confronted him as he was leaving the store with the $20 doll, and the doll fell out of his coat.  Apparently the doll looks nothing like Miley but the package has a photo of a Miley look-a-like.  I am pretty sure this guy is never going to hear the end of this from his buddies.

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