Little Girl Tries to Convince Her Dad to Sell Her Brother

What evil thoughts are in this adorable girl's head?

As a father is taking some time to play outside in the snow with his kids, he tries to have a conversation with his daughter about how silly her brother is. The little girl isn't going to be dealing with the silliness and instead says something has to be wrong with her brother. The only solution to rid their family of this silliness is to sell the brother.

She first believes that her brother is only worth $1 but starts thinking about profit. She argues with her father that they could possibly get a good $54 bucks out of selling her brother. She admits what she would like to do with that money.

She wants to buy a toy owl.

Toy Owls > Brothers.

It's a genius plan that I am kicking myself for not thinking of back when my parents could easily be persuaded by my cuteness.