From "The Daily" today: part of that vast "treasure trove" of intel material and stuff that Navy SEAL Team 6 took away from Osama bin Laden's compound after they popped a cap in his ass was his extensive selection of PORN! Looking at the picture from The Daily -- an online e-newspaper exclusively for the iPad -- this looked more like some kind of joke story from The Onion. But not even The Onion could make this up!

This raises so many questions. Three wives and Osama's STILL horny?! No wonder the missuses are hostile.

Who's going to want the chair he used in his little man-cave? Who's going to want the carpet? Do they have Rug Doctor rentals in Abbottabad?

Why is it the windbags who gripe about America's lack of religious values who are always getting caught with this kind of thing?

Any Whitney Houston lookalikes in his extensive collection?

Martyrdom, shmartyrdom. He clearly wasn't as into virgins as everyone thought.