Ladies, the next time you see a guy at a party, or a bar, or wherever, and you want to get to know him a little bit better. This is the pickup line to use. He'll instantly know you're a cool, fun, open person who isn't there to play games. It could start the most amazing relationship either of you have ever imagined; a completely transcendent, life-changing experience!

Or, he could just need to fart really bad.