So our ladies bathroom has been down since Friday, because the ladies in the building are doing strange things in there. We had a nasty leak in our hallway, a busted pipe, and lots of stink. And women say guys are disgusting. So, while the plumbers are trying to bring the ladies' room back from the dead, we're all having to share the men's. Please knock before you stumble into someone else's moaning stench.

It could be worse, I guess...