KLAQ MoSho Wows Fans as Marvel Zombies
The KLAQ Halloween Parade was, once again, a smashing success due in no small part to the KLAQ Morning Show's tribute to Marvel Zombies. Check out the photo...
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Secret Identity: Duke Keith
Main Power: Super Asgardian appetite for brains and donuts but mostly donuts.
Famous Quote: "I SAY THEE, NAY, TO STOPPING AT FOUR DONUTS!"
Secret Identity: Mando "The Monster" Medina
Main Power: Super recuperation from everything except male pattern baldness
Famous Quote: "SNIKT, SNIKT, güey."
Zombie Captain America
Secret Identity: Buzz Adams
Main Power: Ability to resist sugary treats for up to 4 minutes.
Famous Quote: "You're supposed to be zombies! Quit saying 'Happy Halloween' to everybody!"
Secret Identity: Fernando Cuevas
Main Powers : Super-clinginess, emotionally. Super-potency.
Famous Quote: "With gay power comes gay responsibility."