The KLAQ Halloween Parade was, once again, a smashing success due in no small part to the KLAQ Morning Show's tribute to Marvel Zombies. Check out the photo...

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Pictured, from left to right..

      Zombie Thor

Secret Identity: Duke Keith

Main Power: Super Asgardian appetite for brains and donuts but mostly donuts.

Famous Quote: "I SAY THEE, NAY, TO STOPPING AT FOUR DONUTS!"

    Zombie Woverine

Secret Identity: Mando "The Monster" Medina

Main Power:  Super recuperation from everything except male pattern baldness

           Famous Quote: "SNIKT, SNIKT, güey."

Zombie Captain America

Secret Identity: Buzz Adams

Main Power:  Ability to resist sugary treats for up to 4 minutes.

Famous Quote: "You're supposed to be zombies!  Quit saying 'Happy Halloween' to everybody!"

Zombie Spiderman

Secret Identity: Fernando Cuevas

Main Powers : Super-clinginess, emotionally. Super-potency.

Famous Quote: "With gay power comes gay responsibility."

 

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