Kinky Friedman joined us by phone on the MoSho today. Kinky will be performing his timeless classics such as “Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed”, “They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore” and, of course, his magnum opus “A$$hole from El Paso” this Saturday at Tricky Falls.

The Kinkster is also running for Texas Ag Commissioner and he has a lot to say about his plan to make marijuana legal in Texas. And we’re not talking California-legal or even Washington State-legal. We’re talking full-on Colorado-legal !!

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      Also, if you listen close to the interview it sounds like Kinky asks me to take an state Ag Grant to grow cannabis plants !  I may have misunderstood, but it sounded like Kinky Friedman is asking me to enter the illegal narco trade if he is elected Agriculture Commissioner.   I haven’t had such a tempting offer since that time Kay Bailey Hutchinson asked me to go into the underground cockfighting business with her…weird, man.