I have pre-teen daughters and nieces. This means I have heard the song All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor over 80,000 times since it came out last summer. Little girls love it even though it has lyrics pertaining to how much boys like a big ol’ ass to squeeze at night and how skinny bitches can suck it.

This song received immense airplay on Radio Disney but with considerable lyric changes. “I’m bringing booty back” became “I’m bringing beauty back”. “Boys like a little more booty to hold at night” became “Boys like the beauty that comes from inside”. And like that.

Well, when it came time for KidzBop, the company that takes songs that you hated to begin with and then makes them even more wretched by having semi-talented tweens sing them, they did their own lyrical substitution. Instead of “I’m bringing booty back” Kidzbop goes with “I’m bringing it all back”. Except it doesn’t sound like “I’m bringing it all back”. It sounds like “I’m bringing anal back”.

Yep. That’s “I’m bringing anal back”, no doubt about it.   So, congratulations, KidzBop. In your effort to take something PG and turn it into G, you succeeded in making it porno. And, the kind of porno that makes plenty of porno fans go “Ewwwwww….”.

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