Betsy Andreu, the wife of former Lance Armstrong teammate Frankie Andreu, said they heard Lance admit to doping while talking to a doctor. Lance, in his kind and gentle way, not only testified under oath that he never said it, according to Betsy he also called her a crazy fat be-yotch. He admitted to Oprah that he called her a crazy be-yotch, but he NEVER called her fat! That would just be the worst, right? Jimmy Fallon thought so, too, and thought it would make a great country song...