Jesse Ventura is Saving Our Jobs – And Possibly Losing His Mind
Jesse Ventura has been a pro wrestler, actor, politician and journalist. One of those occupations seems to have resulted in mild brain damage.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura has served on an underwater demolition team in the navy, wrestled professionally with World Wrestling Federation acted in movies (he was in Predator!) and "acted" as a politician, serving as governor of Minnesota.
Next came the "reality" show he did, "Conspiracy Theory" in which he outed all the supposed conspiracies that we are, according to him, constantly surrounded and/or victimized by. His latest show, "Off The Grid' is in the same vein as C.T. It is being filmed in a secret location in Mexico where he says "The Drones Can't Find Him".
There, not only is he safe from the drones, he's also protecting us from illegal aliens who want to come to America and take our jobs!
Apparently, since he's hiring them there, they don't need to come here. He told CNBC:
“I’m a job creator.” “And I’m not only creating jobs, putting Mexicans to work, I’m stopping them from running across the border now and taking our jobs, because my whole staff said that if I wasn’t down here, and I didn’t have them, they’d be coming up to America, looking for jobs.”
I think Jesse may have taken one folding chair to the head too many.
How about you?