Japanese Inventors Teach Robot to Cheat at Rock, Paper, Scissors [VIDEO]

They're already taking some jobs away -- do we also have to teach them to cheat at games?

Robots already have several, unfair advantages. They don't eat, they're fearless, they're 100 percent committed to whatever the hell they're doing, their accuracy is spot on and they never show up hungover and smelly for work. (They also don't call in sick to go somewhere and get hungover and smelly.) They're perfect employees and basically, we're screwed.

Now, they can cheat at games. It's bad enough that they out-perform us, now we can't even use a simple game of rock-paper-scissors to try and get the good chair at work. This little bastard uses a built-in, high speed, camera to analyze your motion. As you begin to form your rock-paper-scissors shape, this jerk reads what's coming and throws the winning response.

Technology is kinda scary.