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Is It Too Soon To Zombie Prank in Miami? Apparently Not [VIDEO]

It was only a few weeks ago that a “zombie” attacked a homeless guy and chewed his face off. The “zombie” took a crapload of bullets before finally “dying”. Hopefully those bath salts don’t bring him back again. The victim, Ronald Poppo is apparently doing well, although he looks like hell. Sorry, I didn’t’ mean to rhyme there.

It didn’t take long for somebody to decide that it was already time for some zombie pranking in Miami, so he dressed himself as a zombie and started haunting neighborhoods for some laughs. He got a lot of them, as people pretty consistently ran like hell away from the guy, but at the end, Mr. Zombie-faker chose the wrong pick-up basketball game to mess with. One guy stands his ground and shows a gun, then chases down Mr. Zombie-fool, presumably proceeding to administer an ass-beating to end all ass-beatings.

Is there a moral to this story? Probably not. But if you’re going to pretend to be dead, don’t be surprised when someone tries to make sure you’re not just playing around.

Here’s a TV news crew making fun of the fool for almost getting shot.

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