Here at the KLAQ studios we actually need people to watch this. Reason I say that is if any of you have asked to use our restroom, we post signs on how to use the toilet properly. I assume people don't mind letting their dumplings or mellow yellow getting everywhere.

This animated man in the video gives you the complete guide on taking a crap on the clock. Most people have no shame using the stall at work for business number two.

But if you're brave enough to watch this tutorial, you will be rewarded with invaluable tips and strategies concerning getting paid to poop.