This one goes out to the guys that have been playing D&D, drinking cool-aid and READING all of the Harry Potter books!!

If this is you, then you know what it's like to have a girl NOT touch your 'junk'. 

Take a few minutes to listen and learn!

 Adjust your coke bottle glasses, put the cheetos down....(wash your hands) and get your "Ding Dong" fondled today!