On Wednesday's Buzz Adams Morning Show, we played a new game: Beat Me to the Punchline where Buzz, Brandon and I each tried to come up with our the best joke to a pre-determined general topic: How the presidential candidates are spending Thanksgiving.

 

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    Hillary Clinton

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    1. At the Clinton household, Bill can't stop giggling when people ask him if he wants another breast or thigh.
    2. Hillary wears her pants suit with the elastic waste band.
    3. Hillary is late for dinner because she was busy practicing her "turkey pardoning speech" in the mirror for her first year in office.
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    Ben Carson

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    1. Ben Carson doesn't carve the turkey, instead he smashes it with a hammer in a fit of rage.
    2. He serves rolls made of Egyptian grain previously stored in the pyramids.
    3. Tryptophan actually WAKES Ben Carson up.
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    Bernie Sanders

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    1. Bernie, not wanting to deal with the fuss of Thanksgiving, so he goes to a diner, where he sends the soup back for being cold.
    2. Bernie Sanders glad to be off the campaign trail so people will stop asking him when the next season of Curb Your Enthusiasm will be released.
    3. Sanders gives everyone a full plate of food, but then demands they give back 90 percent.
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    Chris Christie

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    1. This year, Chris Christie is going to fill in for the Peter Griffin balloon in the Macy's Day parade.
    2. When everyone opens their eyes after saying grace, there are finger marks in all the food and mashed potatoes in the corner of Chris Christie's mouth.
    3. Instead of loosening his belt after Thanksgiving dinner, Chris Christie loosens his lap band.
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    Donald Trump

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    1. After everyone goes around the table saying what they're thankful for, Trump stands up and says, "You're welcome."
    2. Trump spends the morning syphoning his ego to fill the Macy's Day Parade balloons.
    3. Donald Trump doesn't allow turkey at his table because Turkey is next to Syria.
    4. Instead of a gravy boat, Donald Trump has a gravy yacht.

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