Hipster Santa Spotted in Portland Because of Course He Was

A hipster Santa was spotted in downtown Portland late last week, because of course he was.

The hipster Santa donned a tan festive sweater that you just know smells like patchouli, a man bun and dark-rimmed glasses. His bike that he rides in an effort to be more health conscious sat nearby, instead of the traditional sleigh.

We're guessing instead of milk and cookies, you leave this Santa kale chips and almond milk. Actually, you better stick to the coconut water instead, just in case any of the elves back at the workshop have peanut allergies.