It's Buzz's birthday, and while I'm not sure how old he is, I do know he's been alive long enough to deserve the 5 seconds I spent in picking out the perfect card for him. So check it out below and sign it by leaving your comment! - Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina.

Buzz, I adore you and sincerely hope you have an awesome day. Shots are on me when I get into town tomorrow night.

Do you love Buzz as much as I do? Sign my ever-so-thoughtful card for Buzz by leaving your comment below!