The great Tommy Lasorda turns 89 years old today. And I was telling Buzz, that it's a good thing we have sports, because they give some absolutely fantastic moments. Here are some of Tommy Lasorda's best moments.

First, the time in the All Star Game he couldn't get out of the way of an errant bat as he was coaching third base.

Here is a bunch of different **UNCENSORED** rants from Tommy Lasorda.

I also brought this up earlier, and it's actually a George Brett clip. This one is very unsafe for work because he's talking about how he **** his pants, and then proceeds to talk about other times he's had such an incident.

What makes this even funnier to me is I had a coach in high school have an accident during a game. It was during a summer league game, and the problem with summer league ball is the bathrooms/locker rooms are usually locked. The only rest room was a port-a-potty a fairly long way away.

He had to go, but waited too long. So as he walks back to the dugout, he just makes a comment under his breath, "If you use the bathroom over there, just ignore the soiled underwear. I didn't make it."

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