Buzz Has Great News About Your Penis!
A survey back in October says that most American men worry about their penis size. Well, good news, because an even newer study says there may not be as much to worry about because P.O.U.Ses (penises of unusual sizes) may be even rarer than you think.
I will illustrate these findings using Shaquille O’Neal and Justin Bieber as proxy penii…
The study, conducted by the renowned Kinsey Institute, finds that the average size is in the range of 5″ to 7″. If you are anywhere in that zone your are considered “average.” Not “normal,” just “average.”
Here’s the part you may find reassuring, fellows: The report found that only 1 out of 100 penises exceeded 7 inches. That’s it. If you’re average, 98 other guys are in the exact same statistical boat with you. Nothing to worry about, right?
Here’s an interesting visual I’ve devised to give you a frame of reference. Let’s pretend for a moment that Justin Bieber is a dick. Bieber is 5’7″ so in penis size, he would be pretty close to in the middle of average. Now, for sake of comparison, let’s pretend Shaquille O’Neal is also a big, veiny cock-a-doodle-doo. At 7’1″, Shaq would be barely over the upper limit of 7 inches. The difference is probably barely noticeable.
Ouch. Sorry about that. The study also found that only one penis in a thousand is over 9 inches long. So just picture a White Walker from Game of Thrones next to Shaq and then you’ll get an idea of just what a little prick Justin Bieber really is.