Guy Takes Selfie Video While Being Pried from Car Wreckage

Some people can’t stay off their phones and that’s why they get into accidents. This guy got into an accident and then couldn’t stay off his phone.

“OK, sir, how ya doin’ there,eh?”

“ Oh, I’m doin’ pretty good, except I can’t feel my legs, eh?”

“That’s perfectly normal, eh? Especially considerin’ your legs are severed, eh?”

“They are? Jesus Murphy, I shouldn’t have had all that Moosehead, eh?”

“Oh, you been drinkin’ there have ya?”

“Oh, no… I mean I was actually being orally serviced by a really friendly moose right before the collision, eh?”

Canadians.

UPDATE:  Andrew posted this on his YouTube account,' I'm okay. On January 11th, 2015 I blacked out behind the wheel at 530 in the morning after a night in Victoria, BC. Drove straight into a pole on the drivers side at 60km/h in Duncan, BC. Suffered a broken right arm. Broken left Femur. Broke both knee caps. And both ankles. 

Went for major surgery in Victoria which took total 14 hours over a couple days. Metal plates and screws all over. Spent a month in hospital. Only 1 hot nurse :| But I'm home now. And recovering quickly!'