Gifts the Easter Bunny Won’t Deliever [PHOTOS]

Celebrate Easter with chocolate, zombies and bacon.

Zombies have pretty much taken over everything now. New Chocolate Zombie bunnies are available on one of my favorite website, thinkgeek.com. This delicious looking bunny is made of white chocolate and might have a virus.

Not into chocolate? Well how about a Zombie Bunny Lollipop! These undead cuties taste like cotton candy and come in a pack of 4. Freak out kids with them so you can have them all to yourself!

A gift I think Buzz Adams and Digital Girl Lauren would love is this Chocolate Ammo DIY Kit. The container comes with enough chocolate to make twenty .50 caliber bullets and a reusable bullet mold. You are going to need these to kill those zombie rabbits or the muffin man.

I'm not the only one who has ever thought of what a unicorn would taste like. If they crap rainbows, you know you would probably get some magical powers from eating one. Give your loved one the the gift of unicorn meat this Easter.

Sadly, this isn't real meat. Only a stuffed unicorn shoved into a container. My dream is crushed.

Start off your Easter morning with some delicious Maple Bacon Chocolate Sauce. It sounds pretty amazing and also like a diabetic's nightmare.

Eating chocolate is so overrated. Inhaling it like Snoop Dogg is the cool kid thing to do. AeroShot Breathable Chocolate comes in three flavors and is less than 1 calorie per serving. Just don't inhale this and drink alcohol. It doesn't give a reason why but it says it's not safe. About half of you will probably want to try it now.

Happy Easter!