I have never been one to watch Dancing with the Stars. That is, until I met my girlfriend. She watches the show almost religiously, which means I end up watching it by default. I don't mind it. There are times where you actually learn something interesting about the contestants. Like last season, I learned about Chris Kattan's horrible back injury and all the screws and plates he has holding him together.

Well, last night, we learned the Frankie Muniz, AKA Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, doesn't really remember being Malcolm. Last night's theme was 'The Most Memorable Year', and Muniz revealed he's suffered nine concussions and several 'mini-strokes' which prevent him from recalling a lot of his past. This includes the 151 episodes of Malcolm in the Middle filmed from 2000 to 2006.

“Truth is, I don’t remember much [of my time on Malcolm]” he said. “It almost feels like it wasn’t me.”

Also popping up was Frankie's TV dad Bryan Cranston, who talked about how much Muniz has done in his life.

“Frankie was a TV star, then he became a race car driver, and then a drummer in a rock band. I said to him, ‘What are you going to be next, an astronaut?'”

And just in case you're wondering about Aunt Helen, cats ate her face. Dewey knows more about it than I do.

Video courtesy of TheZyc00n.