Someone at the station stumbled across a 55-gallon drum of water-based lubricant for sale on Amazon.com, for the bargain price of $1,495, on sale from the original price of $2,750! This bargain got me thinking about the possible uses for 55 gallons of lube. Here's my top five:

  • 5

    Create Most Dangerous (But Fun) Slip 'N Slide Ever!


    Anyone can use water on their Slip 'N Slide, but a true genius uses lube. But where would one get enough lube for such an endeavor? Amazon, that's where. Bonus: Once the lube is poured out onto the Slip 'N Slide, the empty drum makes for one enormous punch bowl.

    flickr user Sethoscope
  • 4

    All-In-One-Little-People-Oil-Wrestling Ring

    This 55-gallon drum of lube gives you everything* you need to host a night of little-people oil wrestling all in one product. Just toss 'em on in for hours of fun!

    *Little people not included

    YouTube
  • 3

    Keep Entire 'Jersey Shore' Cast Orangey Tan For a Week

    If lube works anything like baby oil, it's a perfect substance for tanning. With 55 gallons, you could probably keep the entire cast of 'Jersey Shore' nice and orange for at least a week.

    Jason Kempin, Getty Images
  • 2

    Help Kirstie Alley into a Catwoman Suit

    Okay, so it may be mean, but you never know when an emergency will arise in which you have to cram Kirstie Alley into a Catwoman costume. Stranger things have happened and you need to be prepared.

    Amazon / Getty Images
  • 1

    A Multi-Partner Tryst With Retirement Home Residents

    (Somehow that sounds better than 'Nursing Home Gang Bang')

    Now, when you're done gagging, let me explain. Old gals need love, too.

    flickr user k4dordy