El Paso Tries to Sell Kayak on Craigslist with Hilarious Description

We don't have many areas to use a kayak in El Paso, so I can only imagine how incredibly hard it would be to try to sell one on Craigslist. One person decided to spice up the description to his kayak's description section in hopes to attract sellers that have always wanted to be a cool kid. The description does have some NSFW language so be careful of where you read this.

As a chick, my first impression wouldn't be OH! He does cool things, it would be more like, "That guy must be from out of town!" I might not know all the cool places to kayak in El Paso, but I really doubt that there is anywhere you can really use a kayak to it's full potential.

If anyone buys this kayak it really has to be by the power of persuasion. If you want to be the "bee's knees" then this is the item for you. He covers not only how to get you a girlfriend, but how to get your wife to get off your back for making such a ridiculous purchase. This is creativity at it's best.