Drunk Naked Man Found In East El Paso Home

An east El Paso woman came home to find an April "fool" in her bathroom.

The woman returned to her home on Dominican to find pry marks on the door and water running in the bathroom.  When she entered the bathroom, she found a drunk Hector Sanchez dancing naked in front of the mirror.

(This can't be a "few beers to many" scenario.  I'm thinking homemade moonshine here...maybe a narcotic chaser as well.)

Police sent in dogs after Sanchez refused to come out. Upon finally entering the house, they found this baboso lying ... still naked ... on the bed.

(Poor lady. Now ... on top of the unwanted guest ... she has to go buy new sheets, blankets, etc.)

It's amazing what alcohol can do to an otherwise semi-responsible person huh?