Not the funny "knock knock" type; "the drive yourself completely insane trying to figure out the answer" kind.

I found a few on line today; see if you can figure them out!!

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

"Here there is no north, west, nor east - and weather fit for not man nor beast."

"Four hang, four sprang, two point the way, two to ward off dogs, one dangles after, always rather dirty."

"While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. So… Why did she kill her sister?"

"What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?"

Can you figure them out??  Try HARDER!!  :/

Ok, ok ... If you're stumped; visit the KLAQ facebook page!  (Warning:  The longer you worked on The Raven one; the more pissed off you're going to be at the answer!)