Did You Know Today Is National Pig Day? [VIDEO]
Do you really give a sh**??
Today we celebrate the lowly porker with national pig day. I have no idea why. (Yes … today, I am that f***ing bored.)
I guess it’s because few creatures are more in need of some esteem building than Sus scrofa domestica. (That means pig.) Here are my top 10 favorite pigs and/or favorite big moments in pig – dom.
9 Miss Piggy. Kermits squeeze … as pigs go; she’s probably the hottest one.
8 Porky. Inspiring those with speech impediments to always give up after 3 or 4 trys for decades!
7 Chicharrones. Around here, they’re one of the basic food groups. (Sharing a special category along with beer!)
6 They can get sunburned. (A fact which brings them just a tad closer to us in the grand scheme of things!)
5 Spider Pig (C’mon now … you know you want a Spider Pig. Everyone does.)
4 Cool Album Covers
3 Cool Beatles Songs
2 Harleys (OK, technically they’re “hawgs” … work with me here ok??)
Really? Seriously? You read and watched this whole thing?? Wow …….