Former Child Star Corey Feldman performed with his all-girl backing band on the Today Show on Friday. The pretty girls pretending to play instruments were the only thing about this that doesn't make you want to turn away in horror.

 

But, if you're thinking this was the worst performance by Corey and the Angels ever, you'd be wrong. The WORST Corey Feldman performance was back in 2015 at a minor league baseball stadium. In the concourse. On a stage that was about 2 inches hire than the 3 dozen or so spectators watching.

Corey Feldman and his Angels at the Spikes game. Feel free to give this performance an honest review. ;)

Posted by BIG Froggy 101 on Sunday, July 19, 2015

Performing in front of fewer than a hundred people who are standing on the same level as you should be a wake up call. If not the fact that the minor league team released an APOLOGY to it's fans the very next day definitely is.

My unsolicited advice to Corey Feldman: give up music. I know people who are GOOD musicians that never make a living off of it. There's no shame in NOT being the next Michael Jackson. Or even the next Tito Jackson. You should concentrate on doing sci-fi and comic-cons. You'd draw a nice crowd of fans who actually appreciate what you're doing. And, if you did enough of them you could probably make an annual income similar to a successful dentist or ophthalmologist.

Is that so horrible?

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