When you work with Scott Ronson and you see a headline like that, you just HAVE to read it ...

I thought at first that any second my phone was going to ring.

Scott: Hey Guey, I'm not coming in today.

Me: New shipment of Jack come in??

Scott: No, got a house full of cops. We're gonna do some BS-in'.

Not so though, it was the wrong Ronson!!  It was (another) dumb DJ named Ronson who apparently likes Jack!  Some friend of Loser Lohan ... It did look funny sitting there at msn.com though!