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Conspiracy Theorists Think Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey [VIDEO]

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JonBenet Ramsey was (supposedly) kidnapped at the age of 6 and eventually found, murdered, in her own home. Her parents were suspected of killing her. Then, she grew up and became Katy Perry.

Seriously, some internet whackos think that’s what happened. According to them, JonBenet was actually sacrificed, in name only, in some weird Masonic ceremony so she could become a star. Here’s what they have:

  • 1) The murder was a hoax. Staged as some sort of weird Masonic play so JonBenet could pursue a singing career. (Sure, ummm, ok.)
  • 2) JonBenet and Katy look alike. (I’ve been told I look like Geddy Lee but, last I heard, he’s alive and well.)
  • 3) Their parents all look alike. (Maybe they’re all from Arkansas?)
  • 4) A line from Perry’s memoir reads: “There was no JonBenét Ramsey inside of me waiting to burst out.”  (Actually, that could be considered a denial. Couldn’t it?)
  • There’s some even weirder “clues” out there.

Before you laugh this off completely though, here’s where it gets spooky. According to these freaks, errrr experts, Katy and JonBenet both know/knew the words to “God Bless Americaand they have similar eyebrows.

OMG! Face it folks, the internet wins again. By the way; is it just me or, do Katy’s assistants look a lot like Jim Morrison and Elvis?

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