Conspiracy Theorists Think Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey [VIDEO]
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Seriously, some internet whackos think that’s what happened. According to them, JonBenet was actually sacrificed, in name only, in some weird Masonic ceremony so she could become a star. Here’s what they have:
- 1) The murder was a hoax. Staged as some sort of weird Masonic play so JonBenet could pursue a singing career. (Sure, ummm, ok.)
- 2) JonBenet and Katy look alike. (I’ve been told I look like Geddy Lee but, last I heard, he’s alive and well.)
- 3) Their parents all look alike. (Maybe they’re all from Arkansas?)
- 4) A line from Perry’s memoir reads: “There was no JonBenét Ramsey inside of me waiting to burst out.” (Actually, that could be considered a denial. Couldn’t it?)
- There’s some even weirder “clues” out there.
Before you laugh this off completely though, here’s where it gets spooky. According to these freaks, errrr experts, Katy and JonBenet both know/knew the words to “God Bless America” and they have similar eyebrows.