Anyone who knows me knows I love soccer, but when it comes to cheap shots I cannot argue that soccer has some doozies. This one might take the cake. It was a battle (literally!) of U20 squads from Sport Recife and Vasco de Gama in Brazil. A hard foul got teams pushing and shoving before Sport goalie Gustavo flew in Jackie Chan style, ass-whipped one of his own teammates and delivered a cleats-first head kick to Vasco's Elivelton! The youngster will be okay, but Gustavo's looking for a new line of work. For some reason, Brazilian television loves to look at slow-mo replays like the Zapruder film, but they caught a couple of good angles. Nice hops, dumbass!