Well, if you're a porn star.  If you're not, maybe you could steal his car and run it off a cliff...no, wait that's been done.

Twice.

We'll think of something he can do to help your career.  Promise

Kacey Jordan, the porn star who smoked crack with Charlie Sheen shortly before his hospitalization, shared some good news today: Her "babe rank" just skyrocketed! How good is a Charlie Sheen scandal for a porn star's career? A quantitative investigation.

Via Deadspin