Soooo, yeah. This is probably the most awkward video of 2016. This security guard at the San Diego Chargers game wasn't even really hiding what he was doing, right in front of the cheerleaders. Although, I guess since he didn't full on whip it out, that could be counted as being discreet. But not really. Just watch the video. And below is what we thought it would sound like if this footage was actually showed on the broadcast.

  • It is a game of inches
  • Illegal use of the hands
  • The Vikings aren't playing today but I see at least one purple helmet on the field
  • That's what I call beating your man
  • He's giving the old pump fake
  • He's continuing to pound it up the middle
  • He's got great hands
  • He really knows how to hold on to the ball
  • He's gotta stretch to get that extra few inches
  • He could... go... all... the... way
  • He's working on shooting the gap
  • His lack of penetration is worrying the coaches
  • That guy's scoring more than the Brown's
  • Looks like he's providing the stick 'em
  • His patience waiting for the hole is a veteran move
  • Flag on the play, illegal use of the hands, and it looks like they're going to tack on illegal motion as well