Weird News
World’s Horniest Man Has His $6,500 Adult Video Collection Stolen
Stolen porn -- two words that can send shivers down the spine of any red-blooded man.
New Gross Research Reveals Alligators Have a Permanent Woody
You probably didn’t know this (and if you did, you're kind of gross maybe) but unlike many other reptiles and mammals, alligators crawl around all day with a fully erect pecker tucked inside their body, which engages like a sexual switchblade (great band name) when it comes time for some of that good old Louisiana swamp lovin’.
Girl Fight! HS Cheerleading Coach Urges Team to Fight Each Other
A California high school cheerleading coach encouraged the members of her squad to physically fight each other to resolve their differences, so, they did, more or less proving 'Fight Club' was a much better movie than 'Bring It On!'
Axl Rose Proves He’s Still A Putz [VIDEO]
Could this guy get any lamer?
Whom Has The Best Mom In The World?
Most teens don’t think their moms are rad, but you can bet this kid in New York thinks his mother is the shizzets!!!
New App Allows You to Tweet From Beyond the Grave
A controversial new app set to be released in March aims to keep the Twitter statuses of the dead and buried alive, by continuously updating them long after the worms eat into their brains.
Mother Who Hired Strippers for Teen Son’s Birthday Party Probably Wishes She Hadn’t
Most teens don’t think their moms are cool, but you can bet this kid in South Glens Falls, NY thinks his mother is awesome.
Turn Every Day Items Into Sex Toys With DildoMaker
Have you ever looked at a random every day item and thought, "Man, I wish I could make a dildo out of that?" Well, you don't have to wish anymore. Now all of your weirdo sex toy wishes can come true with DildoMaker!
Scotland’s First Krispy Kreme Store Causes Mile-Long Traffic Jam
Europe exports music, art and culture trends to America. The U.S. exports…doughnuts. Traffic police in Scotland were called in to relieve a massive snarl during the opening of the country's first Krispy Kreme store, whose drive-thru window caused mile-long jams.
Thankfully, the Scottish police cleared the jam by eating all the doughnuts. Just kidding. They advised citizens
Two Things We Learn from Russian Meteor Crash: 1. Russians Have Lots of Cameras, 2. Hollywood’s Closer Than You Think! [VIDEO]
Check out this compilation of videos taken during the meteorite crash in Russia and you'll stare in wonder...at the number of dash-cams they have in Russia! Everybody has a camera -- mounted, hand-held, wherever -- and they're all just running! The other thing is, Hollywood's FX are closer to reality than you might think.
12th Annual New York No Pants Subway Ride Goes Pretty Much Exactly As Expected
This past weekend was the 12th annual Improv Everywhere No Pants Subway Ride -- it doesn't need a whole lot of explaining, but we'll give you the play by play.



