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Teen Livetweets His Epic Trip to the ER to Remove Sex Toy [PHOTO]
March 9, 2013 Dildos are dangerous!
Weird News
Weird News
March 9, 2013
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Brazilian Sex Doll’s Virginity Being Auctioned Off
In a sleazy underworld full of throbbing perversion, there is a counterculture of sex fiend that exists, which not only wishes to engage in the nipple-biting taboos of the flesh, but they are also willing to drop their life savings trying to obtain such unusual fruits of Babylon – or in this case, Brazil.
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Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails
An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.
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Man with Netflix Tattoo Gets Free Streaming for a Year and Terrible Tattoo Forever
Oh, the lengths people will go to see movies for free.
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Mother Charged With Tasing Son
March 7, 2013 A Pflugerville mom is arrested for allegedly punishing her son by shocking him with a stun gun.
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Child in Superman Shirt Fall Out of Window and Lands on Feet
There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman. He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.
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Gifts the Easter Bunny Won’t Deliever [PHOTOS]
March 5, 2013 Celebrate Easter with chocolate, zombies and bacon.
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Seth Macfarlan Angers Jaime Lee Curtis With Breasts [VIDEO]
March 5, 2013 Not his ... or hers ... but, that's what happened!
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Does this Russian Mail Order Bride Look Like Kate Upton?
Meet Ania, a beautiful young girl who splits her time between Vancouver (not that Vancouver) and Moscow.
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Batman Is Now Fighting Crime In England [VIDEO]
March 4, 2013 Was it the rising taxes? He and Robin have a tiff? Has he got a thing for driving on the wrong side of the road?
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Holy Strange Arrest, Batman! Man Dressed as Caped Crusader Brings Fugitive to Police
So that's what Batman looks like without the molded armor. Makes us feel a little better.
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Man Breaks Back Into Prison By Impersonating Guard
Perhaps because he missed the food, or maybe he just missed getting his back hair gnawed at on a regular basis? Whatever the reason, an ex-inmate of New York’s Riker’s Island prison was recently charged with breaking back into jail by impersonating a guard.