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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; Weird News</title>
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		<title>Sexy Workout with a Surprise Guest [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Intern Emily</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poop Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Bomb]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I would say this is one of the best video-bombs! Tons of people make exercise videos to share on YouTube. Some are pretty boring and would probably get more hits if they had more hidden squatters in them. This poor girl doesn’t even realize during her deep squats that some guy is pooping with the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">I would say this is one of the best video-bombs!</p>
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		<title>BAD: Workout Video Shows Man on Toilet. GOOD: That&#039;s TWO Ways to Lose Weight! [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/bad-workout-video-shows-man-on-toilet-good-thats-two-ways-to-lose-weight-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next time you tape an exercise video in your home, make sure no one is sitting on the can with the door open. Fast-forward 21 seconds in, hit the pause button and behold! [button href="http://klaq.com/hot-women-working-ou/" title="HOT WOMEN WORKING OUT...JUST BECAUSE" align="center"]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next time you tape an exercise video in your home, make sure no one is sitting on the can with the door open. Fast-forward 21 seconds in, hit the pause button and behold!</p>
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		<title>Internet Celebrity &#039;Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker&#039; Arrested In Philadelphia For NJ Murder</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/internet-celebrity-wanted-for-clark-murder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 00:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Alexander</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet celebrity &#8220;Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker,&#8221; also known as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, has been arrested  for the murder of a Clark, NJ man. McGillvary was arrested by Philadelphia Police at the Greyhound bus terminal and is being held on $3 million bail according to WPVI TV. &#8220;I am grateful for the overwhelming response and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Internet celebrity "Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker," also known as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, has been arrested  for the murder of a Clark, NJ man.</p>
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		<title>Robbery Gone Very Wrong in Venezuela &#8211; WARNING Very Graphic</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/robbery-gone-very-wrong-in-venezuela-very-graphic-nsfw-or-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Ronson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[robber dies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the robber wins, sometimes the robber loses, and sometimes the robber DIES! This video shows the death of another human being so if that bothers you, go look at the chi chis of the day! A human life can be snubbed out in so many ways but if you plan on robbing someone and you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the robber wins, sometimes the robber loses, and sometimes the robber <strong>DIES</strong>!</p>
<p>This video shows the death of another human being so if that bothers you, go look at the <a href="http://klaq.com/category/photos/scotts-boobs-of-the-day/">chi chis of the day!</p>
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		<title>Today&#039;s Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald&#039;s High Chair</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/man-stuck-in-high-chair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.</p>
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		<title>Guy Takes On Abercrombie &amp; Fitch with #FitchTheHomeless [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/guy-takes-on-abercrombie-fitch-with-fitchthehomeless-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/guy-takes-on-abercrombie-fitch-with-fitchthehomeless-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Intern Emily</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abercrombie & Fitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even think the homeless are going to want these clothes. Do you think this is a good idea? Scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed, I stumbled upon this video. Greg Karber has come up with an idea to readjust Abercrombie &#38; Fitch&#8217;s image. After the controversy of A&#38;F CEO Mike Jeffries saying his company [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don't even think the homeless are going to want these clothes. Do you think this is a good idea?</p>
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		<title>WTF Wednesday: Line Cutting at Disney World [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/wtf-wednesday-line-cutting-at-disney-world-poll/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/wtf-wednesday-line-cutting-at-disney-world-poll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[amusement parks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disneyland]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Impatient, self entitled bastards get this weeks WTF nod. People cut lines all the time.  They have a friend hold their spot, bump into a friend already in line, take advantage of people not paying attention &#8230; some people even PAY to avoid waiting in line. Amusement parks all over offer special passes that offer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Impatient, self entitled bastards get this weeks WTF nod.</p>
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		<title>Possibly Drunk High School Umpire Passes Out On Field, Fights Medics, Gets Tased and Arrested</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/possibly-drunk-high-school-umpire-passes-out-on-field-fights-medics-gets-tased-and-arrested/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/possibly-drunk-high-school-umpire-passes-out-on-field-fights-medics-gets-tased-and-arrested/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[C&#8217;mon, Blue: you&#8217;re seeing double out there! An Illinois high school umpire passed out on the field of a game while he was umpiring last Friday. Prior to the nap, spectators say Daryl Jacobson, 49, was &#8220;visibly under the influence.&#8221; When medics came to assist Jacobson, witnesses say he fought them off to the point [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C'mon, Blue: you're seeing double out there! </p>
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		<title>West Texas Residents Are Now Drinking Toilet Water</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/west-texas-residents-are-now-drinking-toilet-water/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/west-texas-residents-are-now-drinking-toilet-water/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[El Paso News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve heard of turning water into wine, but never sewage into drinking water. Earlier this week a $13 million sewage treatment facility in Big Spring began processing sewage to meet drinking water standards, according to Colorado Municipal Water District General Manager John Grant. However, officials at the facility say that while the idea of consuming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've heard of turning water into wine, but never sewage into drinking water.</p>
<p>Earlier this week a $13 million sewage treatment facility in Big Spring began <a href="http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Lubbock-Texas-Plant-Turning-Sewage-Into-Tap-Water-207261141.html" target="_blank">processing sewage to meet drinking water standards</a>, according to Colorado Municipal Water District General Manager John Grant.</p>
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		<title>Scathing Hipster-Hating &#039;Hipster House&#039; Ad Placed On Craigslist</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/hipster-hating-hipster-house-ad-placed-on-craigslist/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/hipster-hating-hipster-house-ad-placed-on-craigslist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 19:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters. While the Louisiana city isn&#8217;t as synonymous with the Hipster movement as places like Portland, OR or Brooklyn, NY a landlord there couldn&#8217;t help but reach out to those of Hipster ilk interested in renting his house in an excessively scathing, condescending rental ad [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters. </p>
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		<title>Rolling Stone Poll Names The Worst Rock Band Of The 90s [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/rolling-stone-poll-names-the-worst-rock-band-of-the-90s-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all have a band (or bands) that are hugely successful, yet that we can&#8217;t stand.  Did yours make the list? Rolling Stone magazine recently conducted a poll asking readers who were the the top 10 worst bands of the 90s. To be honest, I&#8217;m ok with most of this list but Nirvana and Bush? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all have a band (or bands) that are hugely successful, yet that we can't stand.  Did yours make the list?</p>
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		<title>Drunken Texas Man Arrested for Exposing Himself to Hotel Maid</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/drunken-texas-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-to-hotel-maid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Texas man has finally been exposed for the drunken racist he is. Over the weekend, 55-year-old Jackie Utley was arrested after he allegedly flashed his private junk to a hotel maid while spouting off racial obscenities. Police say they responded to a complaint from a Best Budget Inn in Abilene on Saturday night, claiming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Texas man has finally been exposed for the drunken racist he is.</p>
<p>Over the weekend, 55-year-old Jackie Utley was arrested after he allegedly flashed his private junk to a hotel maid while spouting off racial obscenities.</p>
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		<title>The Greatest Mother&#039;s Day Song Ever! [Video] [NSFW]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-greatest-mothers-day-song-ever-video-nsfw/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/the-greatest-mothers-day-song-ever-video-nsfw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 19:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Intern Emily</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t forget about mother&#8217;s night! Okay, so maybe this isn&#8217;t super sentimental or really appropriate for Mother&#8217;s Day but I bet it will make you and your mother smile! Hope all the mothers have a great day and an even better night!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don't forget about mother's night!</p>
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		<title>1965 Ferrari 330GT Belonging to John Lennon Going Up For Auction</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/john-lennon-car-auction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Glinsmann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Lennon got his driver’s license just after The Beatles had become the biggest band in the world. So it’s probably not a surprise that his first ride was a little fancier than yours. Lennon’s first car will be going up on the auction block in July. In February 1965, The Beatles had just finished [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ultimateclassicrock.com/tags/john-lennon/" target="_blank">John Lennon</a> got his driver’s license just after The Beatles had become the biggest band in the world. So it’s probably not a surprise that his first ride was a little fancier than yours.</p>
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		<title>Giant African Land Snails Are Threatening Texas</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/giant-african-land-snails-are-threatening-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Giant, killer snails have recently been discovered in Texas that have been associated with a number of dangerous parasites, including “rat lungworm.” Earlier this week, a gardener from the Houston area found a Giant African land snail scouring her property. The snail, which can grow up to a whopping three inches tall and over eight [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Giant, killer snails have recently been discovered in Texas that have been associated with a number of dangerous parasites, including “rat lungworm.”</p>
<p>Earlier this week, a gardener from the Houston area found a <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/10/rat-sized-snail-found-in-texas-but-dont-freak-out/" target="_blank">Giant African land snail</a> scouring her property. The snail, which can grow up to a whopping three inches tall and over eight inches long, has a reputation for being a nasty little creature capable of passing along parasites that can cause diseases like <em>eosinophilic meningitis</em>.</p>
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		<title>Death Metal Guitarist Raids His Own Meth Lab [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/death-metal-musician-raids-his-own-meth-lab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This metal meathead ratted on himself!! Allen West (formerly) of Obituary and Six Feet Under called 911 to report 2 men breaking into his home.  As the 2 men kicked down the front door, West ran out the back and called the cops as he hid in the woods. Reasonable response I guess but this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This metal meathead <a href="http://news.radio.com/2013/05/08/death-metal-guitarist-calls-911-on-his-own-meth-lab/">ratted on himself</a>!!</p>
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		<title>Odd, Sexy Pasties I Can&#039;t Believe Exist [PHOTOS]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/oddly-sexy-pasties-i-cant-believe-exist-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 02:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Intern Emily</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grumpy Cat says, &#8220;I covered your mother&#8217;s nipples once, it was awful!&#8221; I thought I was a crazy cat lady, until I saw these. I can&#8217;t imagine how grumpy cat could turn a guy on but if it does, I guess it&#8217;s only because the guy wants to play with another kitty. Nipple tassles and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grumpy Cat says, "I covered your mother's nipples once, it was awful!"</p>
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		<title>Why Aren&#039;t These Women Making Millions Doing Triple-Penetration Porn? [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/why-arent-these-women-making-millions-doing-triple-penetration-porn-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 02:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnnie Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I could adequately explain to you the series of conversational turns that led me to searching the internet and discovering these women with two vaginas. (I&#8217;ve been forbidden on pain of pain if I reveal who and what led to my search.) But the fortunate result is the discovery of women with two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish I could adequately explain to you the series of conversational turns that led me to searching the internet and discovering these women with two vaginas. <em>(I've been forbidden on pain of pain if I reveal who and what led to my search.)</em> But the fortunate result is the discovery of women with two vaginas!</p>
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		<title>The Bulletproof Tailor Shoots a Dude at Point-Blank Range [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-bulletproof-tailor-shoots-a-dude-at-point-blank-range-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 23:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnnie Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this guy in Bogota, Columbia named Miguel Caballero (The Armored Armani), who makes bulletproof clothing for people. These are not your usual obvious-looking bulky vests that are ridiculously heavy, and cumbersome. These are Guayaberas, jackets, T-shirts&#8230;things that let you look normal, but give you protection from bullets! He&#8217;s got a boutique in the same [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's this guy in Bogota, Columbia named Miguel Caballero (The Armored Armani), who makes bulletproof clothing for people. These are not your usual obvious-looking bulky vests that are ridiculously heavy, and cumbersome. These are Guayaberas, jackets, T-shirts...things that let you look normal, but give you protection from bullets!</p>
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		<title>Texas Congressman Giving Away Assault Riffle in Campaign Contest</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/texas-congressman-giving-away-assault-riffle-in-campaign-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about shotgun politics. Ordinary citizens, campaign contributors and perhaps even multiple felons now have the opportunity to win a free assault riffle, courtesy of Texas Congressman Steve Stockman. According to a recent Twitter post, Congressman Stockman, the infamous Texas politician who believes there would be no abortion if fetuses had guns, is giving away [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about shotgun politics.</p>
<p>Ordinary citizens, campaign contributors and perhaps even multiple felons now have the opportunity to win a free assault riffle, courtesy of Texas Congressman Steve Stockman.</p>
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