Suicide Girls
Saint – Today’s SuicideGirl
Name: Saint Suicide
Age: 25
Location: I’m lost
Current crush: Spike Spiegel, my monster dog and Bernadette Peters in The Jerk.
Stats: Five-0
Body mods: more to come
Heroes: My momskie
Gets me hot: Hot water and zombies
Favorite position: When you pull my hair
Fantasy: Salt a
Kyoko – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Kyoko, a 25 year old fitness instructor who’s into strange Japanese stuff, doing too much useless stuff on the internet, and pole dancing. Now, doing strange Japanese stuff while pole dancing on the internet – definitely NOT useless.
Silencia Suicide- Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.
Patton Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.
Lumo Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
Terrox Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.
Marlene – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Marlene, a 21 year old illustrator from France who’s into Russian, likes listening to Sigur Ros and Porterhead, and enjoys watching Sucker Punch.
LikaLorelei – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.
Oakley Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Oakley, a SuicideGirl who’s into cowboy boots, Batman, bar crawls and swearing like a sailor. Shoot, we’d like to buy her a shot.
Fernanda Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Fernanda, a 32-year-old goth girl who’s into reading, designing, painting, Johnny Depp, Edgar Allan Poe, and Alfred Hitchcock. Quoth the raven, “More, please.”
Renesme Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Renesme, a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who enjoys the beach, wants some booty, and spends most of her free time naked. Sounds like an awesome late night Skinemax flick.
