Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.
Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged. She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.
Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.
Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.
Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?
Meet Satelina, a SuicideGirl from the Ukraine that loves veggies and doesn’t do drugs.
Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.
Meet Ellys – a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves to drink, smoke pot, and get hot over a good musician. She also plays a hard death metal guitar, has a voodoo doll and takes pride in her oral abilities. Let’s just say her favorite number is between 68 and 70.
