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Carrina Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Carrina, a SuicideGirl who is asexual, hates salmon and loves tattoos directed at Hitler.
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AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured the 28-year-old bookworm AnnaLee back in mid-May. She’s back with a new set of pics that will have you composing ’80′s heavy metal & power ballads (her favorite).
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Charmaine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s SuicideGirl, Charmaine Suicide, grew up in Austin, TX, where she impressed the local boys so much, her dad had to bolt down her bedroom window to keep them from crawling in at night. For real.
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Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”
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Bruise Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
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Wit Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves kicking butt, Ghandi and keeping her fantasies secret. We’ll guess it’s kicking butt with Ghandi.
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Bessy Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).
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GoGo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
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Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
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Tourniquette Suicide — Today’s Suicidegirl
Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue piercing. Just saying, neither can we.
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Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”
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Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.