Laura Michelle Prestin, or Miss Prestin as she likes to refer to herself, is a cover and fitness model from the great white north known as Canada. She has appeared in the pages of American Curves Magazine, Muscle Magazine and even has her own best-selling calendar. Besides a body that looks tighter than Spanx on Chaz Bono, Miss Prestin has something else we are dying to get our hands on…
Rosa Acosta is a model, actress and has been romantically linked to something called a “Rob Kardashian.” Is that the guy married to Lamar Odom? Rosa is our crush today because she has two of our favorite attributes in a female: good looks and flexibility. It’s rare to find both. Sure, there are a ton of gorgeous women in the world, but can they do this?
Marlohe. Berenice Marlohe.
Jokes. Predictable jokes. Our awful sense of humor doesn’t change the fact that French actress Berenice Marlohe will play the love interest of super spy James Bond in ‘Bond 23′ which is currently in pre-production. The new Bond Girl’s previous roles include French movies we won’t even begin to attempt to pronounce, spell or pretend as if we’ve seen.
It feels like Stacey Dash has been on TV and in movies forever. She was in the film ‘Clueless,’ and appeared on ‘The Cosby Show’ and ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.’ Stacey is currently staring on the VH-1 show Single Ladies, which is news to us, since we thought the only shows on VH1 were about F-list celebrities trying to win money, open restaurants or get off crack.
Born in Munich, Germany, Jordan Carver is a glamor model that’s appeared in popular UK magazines like Lads and Slitz. She is finally breaking through in the US and her trip to Oktoberfest was recently featured on the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Jordan is our crush today in preparation for Breast Cancer Awareness Month this October. If any woman can act as constant reminder as to the importance of healthy breasts, it’s Jordan.
Imogen Thomas is a glamor model, former ‘Big Brother’ housemate and former Miss Wales. She has appeared in popular magazines like Zoo and Maxim. Im-o-gen her naked! CUE RIMSHOT! Actually, no need to imagine, just Google it. The Welsh beauty is our crush today for a much different reason than just her looks and assets.
Angela Simmons is the daughter of rap icon Joseph “Run” Simmons of Run DMC. She founded the Pastry shoe line with older sister Vanessa Simmons and publishes a monthly magazine for teens called Angela’s Rundown. She recently posed naked for a PETA ad and will be the star of their campaign called “Eating Meat Is a Sin: Go Vegetarian.”
Kelli Garner first blipped on our radar in the movie ‘Dreamland.’ Her other acting credits include ‘Man of the House,’ ‘Bully,’ ‘The Aviator’ and ‘Thumbsucker.’ Kelli is one of the stars of the new ABC show ‘Pan Am.’ We shouldn’t hold that against her. Not that we’ve ever seen the show, we just have a thing against TV shows depicting air travel in the 1960′s. This is due to our hatred of air travel in the present time and can’t imagine what it was like to fly almost fifty years ago. Probably so much easier that it would infuriate us. “Well sure your passport says your name is Lester but we are going to need you to drop your pants and bend over to prove that sir.”
The Crush of the Day today is Erna G. Erna is from Reykjavik, Iceland and has done spreads in several Icelandic magazines, appeared in music videos and TV commercials and graced the cover of Bleikt & Blatt magazine which, according to Erna’s modeling profile page, is the Icelandic version of Playboy. We tried to Google that info but searching Bleikt & Blatt made the computer fart and immediately shut down.
Eva Amurri has several things going for her: incredible genes from mom Susan Sarandon, a burgeoning acting career, a hatred of clothing and a love of being photographed without much of it on.
Izabel Goulart is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is also well known in the modeling industry for her “wardrobe malfunction” at her first ever fashion show. Her top fell open and her Victoria’s were no longer a secret. Goulart also appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011.
Lara Stone is our crush today for proving that no one, not even a ridiculously paid fashion model, is perfect looking. Lara has more than a few physical flaws, which shall now be discussed, just to feel better about our own grotesque imperfections. Lara is an example to all young women that beauty comes from the inside. Unless you’re ugly on the inside, then, it can be masked by beauty on the outside. If you’re ugly both inside and out, you’re probably S.O.L.
