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(AUDIO) What’s the Difference?!?
April 8, 2013 ...between Kim Kardashian and a cowgirl?
To find out the answer to that one and many other, just click on READ MORE, below, and listen to the audio...
Morning Show
Morning Show
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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers
April 8, 2013 A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now".
To listen to the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers, click on the READ MORE link, below....
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Nebraska Lets Seven-Year-Old Cancer Patient Score Touchdown [VIDEO]
Three cheers for the Nebraska Cornhuskers and 7-year-old cancer patient Jack Hoffman. On the final play of the Cornhuskers spring game Hoffman, who's taking a break from his 60-week chemotherapy session, took a handoff from Taylor Martinez and ran 69 yards for a touchdown to the applause of the team and 60,000 fans.
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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Jewel [Audio]
April 8, 2013 Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JEWEL.
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Fan Runs Onto Field, Attacks Soccer Ref with Vuvuzela [VIDEO]
A soccer fan in South Africa ran onto the field during a match in South Africa and attacked the referee with a vuvuzela. The best thing about it is, you can't blow into a vuvuzela while you're swinging it!
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KLAQ Morning Show’s 2013 Celebrity Death Pool Lists
First, let us congratulate the 2012 Celebrity Death Pool champion, Steve Kaplowitz. He is your new Dr. Death for 2013. I have faith he won’t hold that title for more than one year, however, because some of these death pool lists are pretty good.
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The Gruesome Sports Injury Support Group [GRUESOME VIDEO!]
Between Kevin Ware's leg snapping like a twig and Sidney Crosby taking pucks in the mouth, it has NOT been a good week for squeamish sports fans. To make matters worse, some media folks have brought up things like Joe Theismann's breaking leg and Clint Malarchuk's severed carotid artery to put the new lowlights into perspective. But don't fret, sensitive sports fan -- help is on the way! (WARNING! GRAPHIC, NASTY, HORRIFIC VIDEO & A BIT OF NAUGHTY LANGUAGE AHEAD!)
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(AUDIO) 1 Minute Inside a Woman’s Head
April 5, 2013 This week, our perilous journey into the darkest corners of the female mind finds Tax Time to be an issue of concern.
To hear the audio from this week's "1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head", click on the jump link, below....
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Lost Jim Morrison Interview Sheds A Lot of Light on Many Things
April 4, 2013 "What's wrong with being fat? That's what I want to know." - Jim Morrison
Full disclosure, I'm a big fan of the Doors and Jim Morrison. When I was a freshman at Oklahoma Baptist University I was ordered by the R.A. on my dorm floor to stop playing my "The Soft Parade" album because some of the other guys on the hall were getting freaked out by hearing Jim Morrison screaming, "You CANNOT petition the Lord in Prayer!!!" at 1 o'clock in the morning. So, I've paid my dues to be a Doors fan.
This is an seldom heard interview Jim did with Howard Smith of the village voice in 1969. In it, Jim talks about a lot of things that are very, very interesting from a 2013 perspective. I will discuss these point by point after you watch the video, below...
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Dallas Cowboys Wide Receiver Dez Bryant On The KLAQ Morning Show [Audio]
April 4, 2013 This Sunday April 7th, KLAQ invites you to meet Cowboys Wide Receiver Dez Bryant at the ESPN El Paso Sports and Get Fit Expo Sunday at Sunland Park Racetrack and Casino!!
The best part is that it FREE to get in!
Well today, Dez Bryant was on the KLAQ Morning Show to talk about his appearance at the Sports and Get Fit Expo.
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Marine Flips Out on Driver Because Guy Won’t Fight Him [Video]
April 4, 2013 Check out this video in which footage of an unidentified Marine sergeant near Camp Pendleton in California is going around right now . . . because of how he blew up on a fellow driver after they got into a minor fender bender. The video was shot from the passenger seat of one of the cars, and it shows the Marine screaming at the driver and kicking his door for almost three minutes . . . all because the guy wouldn't get out and fight him.
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94 Yr Old Man Vs 95 Yr Old Man- Who Ya Got? [Video]
April 3, 2013 Check out this video in which Emiel Pauwels, a 94-year-old from Belgium, and Ilmari Koppinen, a 95-year-old from Finland, were caught on camera at the 2013 European Veterans Athletics Championships in San Sebastian, Spain, competing in the 60-meter dash.