So, we got to wondering...now that it's the Holiday season, it's COLD! And if it's cold, how is the Naked El Paso Caveman doing? Frankly, we don't know. But we did write him a Christmas song!
My wife plays Fruit Ninja. My children plays Fruit Ninja. My three-year-old GRANDSON plays Fruit Ninja! They ALL...EVERY one of them...kick my butt in FRUIT NINJA! I identify with this guy...except for the part where he's really slicing the fruit!
December 19, 2012 This delightful young woman is Danika Moreno, the winner of our trip to the Shock Top End of the World Bunker Party.
Danika won the "Most Mundane Item on my Bucket List" by telling us she's never eaten a hamburger in her entire life. She's not a vegetarian, nor is she from some unfortunate country where they worship delicious animals. In fact, she likes all the ingredients in a hamburger. Just not hamburgers.
Technically, she still hasn't "eaten a hamburger" but she tried one bite of each of our favorite burgers.
To see her reaction and reviews, keep reading.
December 19, 2012 It's time to answer the age old question...Which holiday is better? Christmas or Hanukkah? Well, the only way to answer that question is by having a fight, Street Fighter video game style.
December 18, 2012 Check out this video in which a girl competing in a wet t-shirt contest takes a nasty fall when she forgets that she's dancing in a pool full of water. I guess that's what she gets for entering a wet t-shirt contest without having big chi chis.
Trans-Siberian Orchestra isn't making its traditional Holiday swing through El Paso or Las Cruces this season, but they've certainly made an impact here. However, the band's greatest impact in the Borderland may have come off-stage in 2008.
If you haven't heard by now, Teresa broke off her long-term relationship with Paul. Paul Bunion, that is.
December 17, 2012 Since I am so technologically savvy, someone here at work suggested that I do a "Buzz's App of the Week" post. "That's a great idea!", said not a single other person who knows me.
I do have one new app that I've been having waaaaay more than 99 cents worth of fun with. It's called Morfo and for less than 1/7 the price of a Starbucks Java Chip Frappuccino® Light Blended Beverage, you can make photos of you, your friends, or even George-on-the-dollar-bill Washington look like they're saying what ever you damn well see fit for them to say.
As an example, look at this video of my boss, Townsquare-El Paso G.M. Brad Dubow, telling Lauren the Local and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babes that I no longer
December 17, 2012 So what happens when the most popular song of 2012, PSY's "Gangnum Style" meets the baddest badass of all time Chuck Norris?
If Houston's trying to own Hanukkah, Dallas can't be far behind in trying to own what's next. The Houston Rockets did "The Dreidel Song" to honor those eight crazy nights. Not to be outdone, the Dallas Mavericks got together for a really bad rendition of "Sleigh Ride". Too bad for the Mavs and Rockets that the San Antonio Spurs own them both.
December 14, 2012 Check out this hilarious video in which somebody took Steve Carell's possessed scene from "Bruce Almighty" and synced it with a cow.
December 14, 2012 With today's release of "The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey," check out this video of the best song ever made about Bilbo Baggins. And it was made by Leonard Nimoy. That's right Spock made a song about the hobbit. The video was made in the 60's, which explains the dancing girls in the video.
