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Have you heard that Kim Kardashian is going to be in a new reality show?

Yeah, this one is going to be on the Discovery Channel....

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Here is a list of all the foods that I like that are made from pumpkin:

1.) Pie

That is all. There is no other food in the pumpkin family that I have any interest, whatsoever, in eating. So, why the obsession with using October as an excuse to turn pumpkins into as many horrific food items as possible? I mean, if it really tasted good, they'd make them all of the other 11 months as well, right? I call this my Holiday Food Corollary: if a food is only good enough for one particular time of the year, it's actually not good and your mind is just playing tricks on you. The only exception to this corollary is Cadbury Eggs. Why do we only eat these at Easter?!? Those things are awesome!

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Last night's presidential debate saw a lot more fireworks than the first one!  Here's a fun quiz you can take to test your knowledge of the candidates and the issues.

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Here is the photographic evidence that Chef Sara believes are leftovers from Fernie's sexual romps.  Because of this, she wants Buzz to kick Fernie out of his house.

Story credit: Buzz Adams

      This photo was sent to me today by a listener named Tomas who said that it brought back some fond morning show memories.  I agree.

READ MORE, below, and I've posted The Sofa King audio.  It's a classic Morning Show bit that we still get lots of requests for after all these years.  If you're wondering "What's so funny about a furniture store called 'Sofa King'?", click ahead to find out!

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This past Saturday I was honored to escort Hunter James Garcia to the Utep/SMU game so that he could receive the game ball. Hunter was chosen to get the game ball from a list of nominees and as you can see he deserved it.

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The Morning Show had an excellent -- ahem -- discussion with former newswoman-turned-attorney-turned-activist Stephanie Townsend Allala this morning about building the downtown ballpark. As Ms. Allala was sitting in my chair, she decided to use my laptop to log in to her Facebook page...which she left open!

So, my dilemma was: leave it alone, or mess with it?

Short dilemma. OF COURSE YOU MESS WITH IT!

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Last month, Santuario de Misericordia church in Borja, Spain, was in the news. They were planning to restore a painting of Jesus on their walls by a 19th-century painter named Elias Garcia Martinez, but things went horribly wrong when a parishioner took it upon herself to restore the painting. She sucked so bad everybody's been going to the church to see the suckiness. So now she wants money!

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A 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having sex with a miniature donkey. Eddie Murphy had no comment. But seriously, the farmhand told the cops he thinks it's fine and the state of Florida is, quote, "backwards people frown on zoophilia here." He was arrested and possibly gave one of the creepiest mugshots in recent memory.

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Today is September 19th, and that means that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day! That's right, Tis be the day to say "arrr." 

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While appearing on the KLAQ Morning Show today, Steve Kaplowitz dropped a couple of doozies, even by Kaplowitz standards.

First, he said that "since the Mountain Star Group has pledged to give proceeds to local charities, people who are against the ballpark are really anti-charity"!!

Wow

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When, exactly, did newspaper comic strips cease to be funny or amusing in any way?  I haven't so much a chuckled at a comic strip since they quit making "Far Side".  So, I've made it my mission to take comic strips and make them either A.) hilarious, B.) profane, or C.) local.

Today, we're going with local. You can see the original strip here.

Click on the jump to view my improvements.

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