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Remember Texas vs. The Nation?

"...If Hansmire thought this game could play in Texas cities east of here -- heck, if he thought it could ever out-grow El Paso -- all he has to do is look at those Alamodome snapshots..."

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Russell Brand Was a Chub in High School

English comedian and Katy Perry's squeeze, Russell Brand, looks like he's been on the heroin diet. Well, judging from this picture of Russell in his school daze, he's been on some kind of diet...

And now, he sleeps with this woman...

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A Few Dents in Charlie Sheen’s Grill

TMZ.com has two interesting items for you regarding Charlie Sheen. Word is, if you use drugs, especially to excess, it really messes up your teefusses. TMZ.com's proof follows, plus you can click on the pic for a link to some phone video taken at the start of Charlie's drug-fueled 36-hour binge

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If the Cowboys were a soccer team, their kicking game would still suck.
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GOOOOAAAALLLLL! NFL Would Score With Soccer Crossovers

I would buy one of these shirts. Maybe downtown when it gets ripped off in a Mexican sweatshop, but I would buy one of these shirts.

Problem is, right now they're not real. They're a product of the imagination of a design s

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QB Nick Lamaison will most likely be UTEP's starting QB this fall.
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Price and UTEP Recruit “Now” Players

"...Make no mistake, though; Price both wants and needs to win now. The pressure is there -- in Price's case, most of it internal. But if he is honest with himself, it isn't just a desire to compete and win, it's a race against the clock -- both his own at age 64, and the one attached to a doomsday device called Apathy..."

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The Bigger Bread Cushion, the Better Rock Pushin'...
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Is That A Baguette on Your Head, Or Are You Just Upset to See Us?

From London's Daily Mail: Desperate times call for desperate measures. The anti-Mubarak protesters in Tahrir Square have resorted to a variety of headgear - at times comical - to protect themselves in the pitched battle against President Mubarak's thugs.

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Big Ben’s OK — It’s Rum and DIET Coke!

Big Ben says he's a changed man since his four-game suspension after an alleged sexual assault of a 20-year-old Georgia coed for which he was never charged. And, sure he's changed since that night...his CLOTHES! Though karaokeing in a bar is no big deal, the alcohol is troubling (although it's nice to see Big Ben trying to keep that girlish figure by drinking his rum with Diet Coke), and the fact it's SUPER BOWL WEEK could be worse

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Border Patrol Finds That Mexican Smugglers Have Been Getting Drugs Into The U.S. With . . . A Medieval Catapult!

One of the newest ways that Mexican drug cartels have been smuggling drugs across the border into the U.S.

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Octomom Sells Out Again

Click on the pic for the link to TMZ.com and a video that will curdle your mother's milk. You especially have to love Baby's tats, not to mention his facial hair.

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Octomom Finally Gets A Job!

Octomom has finally found employment.  She's got about a hundred mouths to feed,

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$1 Billion Yacht

  This $1 Billion yacht is modeled after Monaco and will be given away at our next KLAQ remote at The 3 Legged Monkey.

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Malaysian Immigration Sign Possibly Written By Eric Cartman

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