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America’s Problem In One Picture

Humming a tune for price. Which would hum for $17 and which for $500? As Charlie Sheen would say, "Duh!"
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Hmmm…Decisions, Decisions…

Last week, two different prostitutes were busted in Manatee County, Florida for offering to pleasure undercover cops.  There was only one big difference.  One said it would cost $17 . . . one said it

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The Most Talented Man I Ever Knew

Dad always told me I need to cut back on the language.

Not bad language, just words.

A master of making a point in as few words as possible, my Dad, John Keith, died last week, aged 78.

His kidneys and heart had been worsening, though when he was in his heyday as sports information director/hospitality room host at Oklahoma, New Mexico and Texas A&M he always said it would be his liver.

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SxSW Morning Show [PHOTOS]

Some photos from the Morning Show's trip to Austin for South by Southwest!  More to come!

Tiger Woods' new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti Johnson, looks like a rich girl who likes a good time...Just what the doctor ordered?!
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Tiger’s New Muse?

According to RadarOnline.com, this is Tiger Woods' new squeeze. Click on the pic for the link. Speaking of links, if this is Tiger's girlfriend and she enjoys as good a time as her friends say she does, w

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Lebanese, SUVs, Stop please, Look at these (taillights)!
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Rollover, Beirut Man; Tell Psycho-Boy ‘You Lose’

Here is the mugshot of Lebanese-born, former undercover FBI agent, terror-cell infiltrator and now El Paso talent scout, Elie Assaad, who allegedly tried to run down an El Paso policeman who was just trying to pull him over for a traffic violation.

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First Picture Of “The Red Skull”

Check out this picture of HUGO WEAVING as the Red Skull. He plays the villian in the upcoming "Captain America" movie.

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Looks more like oral sex to us.
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Iran Makes Everyone Want to Have An Olympic Movement

Forget about the goodwill of the Olympics that's supposed to transcend politics and celebrate athletics. Iran has. The country's Olympic committee yesterday criticized the logo for next year's summer games in London, calling it "racist" and encouraging other Muslim countries to oppose it.

In a letter to the International Olympic Committee President, the secretary general of Iran's National Olympic Committee said the zigzag logo spells out "Zion," a biblical term associated with Jerusalem, rather than "2012." Iran is threatening that if nothing is done with the logo, it might boycott the games.

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Jane Russell. Need we say more. (Talk about your smoking guns!)
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Jane Russell, Ahead of Her Time (But A Head’s Not What We’re Thinking Of)

Old-school actress JANE RUSSELL passed away yesterday.  She was 89.  She had been suffering from "a respiratory-related illness." Sad to see THOSE  lungs collapse.

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Two High School Teachers Fired For Having Lesbian Sex At School Are Suing For $2 Million

Back in November of 2009, 30-year-old Alini Brito and 34-year-old Cindy Mauro were teachers at James Madison High School in Brooklyn, New York. Alini was a Spanish teacher, Cindy was a French teacher.

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Mini Me Looks Up The Skirt Of A Marilyn Monroe Statue

Check Out This picture of Verne Troyer looking up the skirt of a Marilyn Monroe statue

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Remember Texas vs. The Nation?

"...If Hansmire thought this game could play in Texas cities east of here -- heck, if he thought it could ever out-grow El Paso -- all he has to do is look at those Alamodome snapshots..."

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