We've talked about this a lot on the Morning Show and wondered if someone (like, oh, maybe the State of California?) was watching that Good Morning America segment where an eight-year-old San Francisco girl, Britney Campbell, talked about getting Botox injections from her mother, Kerry Campbell, a part-time anesthetist and full-time child pageant mom.
Wow, they even got the brick wall at The Chamizal! Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen looks the part, complete with President Obama's sportscoat-less white shirt and skinny tie, as he delivered his speech on immigration reform on a warm, sunny day in El Paso last week.
From "The Daily" today: part of that vast "treasure trove" of intel material and stuff that Navy SEAL Team 6 took away from Osama bin Laden's compound after they popped a cap in his ass was his extensive selection of PORN!
Just curious -- how long does the contract for these billboards go? Wonder if it REALLY runs out when the billboards say the world will. Hmmm...
May 12, 2011
According to this post at Slate.com, Moammar Qaddafi might be dead, done in by a NATO airstrike on April 30. If so, President Obama and Team America have done in Public Enemy No. 1 and the guy who held that spot in 1986 in the span of two days!
A great story from our partners at the El Paso Times on Mesita 4th and 5th grade teacher Robert Banta, who made a vow to his students a decade ago. In the aftermath of 9-11, Banta's students at the time were disturbed by the images of the Twin Towers collapse -- so he promised them that, in remembrance of those who died, he would not cut his hair until 9-11 mastermind Osama bin Laden was caught.
It's been the hot topic of discussion around the United States and the world. Even though the President doesn't want to release it doesn't mean we can't, though. Here it is, exclusively via Jimmy Kimmel Live! The Osama bin Laden death photo...(WARNING! It's graphic -- innards on the outside and everything! Once opened, click on the pic for the link to Kimmel.)
Breaking news! We have found Osama Bin Laden. Check out this funny picture that shows who he hangs out with.
According to a story at sciencemag.org, a UCLA geography professor and his class of undergraduates did a study that has turned out to be very accurate, successfully predicting the general area where Osama bin Laden was hiding in plain sight. Their paper got published by the MIT International Review when it came out in 2009. You can also click on the pic for a link to the story.
No brick walls. No microphones. Still hilarious. Comedians took to Twitter for some wry observances on SEAL Team 6's Osamination of bin Laden. Click on the Twitter pic for a link to some of the funnier takes.
One fake picture says a thousand words.
